So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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