If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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