Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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