Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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