How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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