fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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