You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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