She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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