just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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