Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The struggles of a small town man whore
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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