I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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