I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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