The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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