Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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