okay pat passed out under dana's car
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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