people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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