so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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