How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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