you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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