Say something about gay babies.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I would fuck him just for his dog
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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