return my video game
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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