ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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