I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
