yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you had me at cake vodka
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
