did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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