Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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