I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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