Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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