Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So much rum. So many feels.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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