There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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