but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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