Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
