i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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