its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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