names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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