4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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