You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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