Whod you bang
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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