he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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