I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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