i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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