A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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