When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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