is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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