Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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