bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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