why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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