ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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