I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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