In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm sobbing to NWA
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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