I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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