Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
someone owes me an orgasm
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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