i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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