I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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