found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I would fuck him just for his dog
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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