Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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